God mature aged students piss me off sometimes and by sometimes I mean all the time! I mean sure your older, wiser, uglier, seen more things, lived life, know more then just school and facebook, but seriously shut the fuck up! We know your older and know more shit and have “Opinions” but no one friggen cares. I love looking around the lecture and seeing the unmatured aged students shaking their head at them, pretending to shoot themselves with their fake finger gun or have the same “Shut the hell up” look on their face as me. You mature age students cant see these lovely gestures because your all down the front row because you cant see or hear! im sorry
Anyway I’m about to go to an exam and I’m sitting here pondering my escape route from the class room. I feel alittle gastro coming on. Maybe i can use that. My teachers a nut job..good sense of humour but an absolute headcase. She just come out of a rough divorce and wont stop talking about it. She keeps making jokes about it but there not funny and it just makes everyone in the class feel awkward. A guy in my class made the mistake of telling her he asked his girlfriend to marry him at 20 (idiot i know) and my teachers giving him tips on marriage! Boy was this a good tute. WE had to sign up for a dating website (don’t ask) and she repeated the same joke 50 times “Wouldnt be surprised if my ex husband was on there hahaha”.....he probably was….. She goes to Tye..(the kid that just got married) “Heres some advice about marriage rule number 1. have a good open relationship 2. Dont lie about money. Number 3 don’t lie about money and rule number 4. DONT LIE ABOUT MONEY!” clearly she spent all his money on god knows what booze and drugs and lied about it then got caught red handed. Could possibly be the other way around but i wasnt game to ask any questions. She continued to make jokes about twittering to her ex husbands parents that they had got divorced cause apparently they don’t know yet... I suggested she didn’t. Everyone was feeling real awkward by this stage. I think next week i will suggest to her getting back out there and back in the game "plenty a fish in the sea" Maybe i should take her out to Fridays for some man hunting lessons. Ill let you know how that goes.
Uni is full of strange and interesting characters. Sometimes I just go to the library to watch people I just sit on the computer trying to be inconspicuous and when people catch me staring at them I have a horrible habit of whistling like I wasn’t doing anything. Such a creep. When I walked into the library today I tripped over my own shoelaces! then tried to cover it up with a dance move I don’t think was very attractive a few people laughed but most people ignored by indiscretion.
But you know what i hate more then anything. Is seeing people from uni at fridays and deciding its a good idea to sexually harass them on the dance floor then running into them monday morning on the stairs to the library and pretending it never happened when clearly it did and you made a complete dick of yourself and may have even raped them alittle.......yep.... it never gets any less awkward. You all know what im saying….
ps Cant wait to see you all at uni night thursday! More awkward moments to be had.
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